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Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the...
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There’s no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to...
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The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
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Great spirits have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable...
Quote #9937
Music–the one incorporeal entrance into the higher world of knowledge, which comprehends mankind, but...
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In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #19351
Communism is like prohibition, it’s a good idea but it won’t work.
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It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and...
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Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what you want them to...
Quote #14562
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.