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An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
Quote #34047
You’re dealing with the demon of external validation. You can’t beat external validation. You...
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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered...
Quote #6164
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one...
Quote #17395
We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.
Quote #19215
Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
Quote #2082
Philanthropy is the refuge of rich people who wish to annoy their fellow creatures.
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Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both...
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Death is a friend of ours; and he that is not ready to entertain...
Quote #30792
He who speaks the truth must have one foot in the stirrup.