Quote #18735
Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
Quote #24637
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at...
Quote #26518
Home is where the house is.
Quote #30762
Man is the measure of all things.
Quote #3058
There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.
Quote #2335
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Quote #27896
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
Quote #3493
I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all...
Quote #16543
The only abnormality is the incapacity to love.
Quote #32824
If it is too good to be true….it is probably a fraud.