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Each man takes care that his neighbor shall not cheat him. But a day...
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Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value...
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The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
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The play’s the thing Wherein I’ll catch the conscience of the king.
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I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with...
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The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not...
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So little time, so little to do.
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Sooner of later that which is now life shall be poetry, and every fair...
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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Nothing more dangerous than a friend without discretion even a prudent enemy is preferable.