Quote #31277
I find that we all get more legendary as time goes by. ‘Legend’ means,...
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They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
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The man whom no one pleases is much more unhappy than the man who...
Quote #30498
The enormous gap between what US leaders do in the world and what Americans...
Quote #27596
We heed no instincts but our own.
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A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope,...
Quote #1259
I am the only guinea pig I have.
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Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and...
Quote #22974
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
Quote #18682
Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...