Quote #8582
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are...
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Husbands are awkward things to deal with even keeping them in hot water will...
Quote #8489
The only thing sadder than a battle won is a battle lost.
Quote #843
My work is a game, a very serious game.
Quote #23144
Government is a contrivance of human wisdom to provide for human wants. Men have...
Quote #17956
Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is slow-ripening fruit.
Quote #2966
We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #17617
You’re never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you’re never...
Quote #23534
Bluntness is a virtue.