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Even a stopped clock is right two times a day.
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The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that...
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Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
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The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
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A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on...
Quote #7409
To err is human. (Errare Humanum Est)
Quote #3525
Poetry is the language in which man explores his own amazement.
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Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they...
Quote #21863
The real problem is what to do with the problem-solvers after the problems are...