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Retirement, we understand, is great if you are busy, rich, and healthy. But then,...
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If you try, you will find it impossible to do one great thing. You...
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
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I never deny, I never contradict. I sometimes forget.
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A man must properly pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that...
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I cannot forgive my friends for dying I do not find these vanishing acts...
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There’s a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it...
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Not houses finely roofed or the stones of walls well builded, nay nor canals...