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Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
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What is the first business of one who practices philosophy? To get rid of...
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Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
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We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy...
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Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.
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The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means...
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Bricks and mortar make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home.
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My boredom threshold is low at the best of times but I have spent...
Quote #15823
No entertainment is so cheap as reading, nor any pleasure so lasting.
Quote #28972
Yes’m, old friends is always best, ‘less you can catch a new one that’s...