Quote #376
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
Quote #162
Reality is that which refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.
Quote #10810
Thomas Jefferson still lives.
Quote #2165
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed...
Quote #494
Oregano is the spice of life.
Quote #33405
Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill never own it to...
Quote #34038
The world is round it has no point.
Quote #31183
Where there is no law, but every man does what is right in his...
Quote #2713
When a book and a head collide and there is a hollow sound, is...
Quote #8030
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.