Quote #23420
The privilege of absurdity to which no living creature is subject, but man only.
Quote #1094
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Quote #7030
I do not distinguish by the eye, but by the mind, which is the...
Quote #32393
If your prayers were always answered, you’d have a reason to doubt the wisdom...
Quote #30370
In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.
Quote #13914
Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds...
Quote #24632
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
Quote #3317
Editor: a person employed on a newspaper whose business it is to seperate the...
Quote #14261
The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the...
Quote #29985
Friendship is one mind in two bodies.