Quote #34527
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
Quote #3286
At least when I was govenor, cocaine was expensive.
Quote #24433
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
Quote #24606
The bedfellows politics made are never strange. It only seems that way to those...
Quote #4079
My kittens look at me like little angels, and always after doing something especially...
Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
Quote #9501
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Quote #546
Politician talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face.
Quote #12201
The Night has a thousand eyes, And the Day but one; Yet the light...
Quote #20938
Pray you now, forget and forgive.