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I know God will not give me anything I can’t handle. I just wish...
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I am here to accept responsibility for that which I did. I will not...
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The secret of greatness is simple: do better work than any other man in...
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We must stop talking about the American dream and start listening to the dreams...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Politeness is one half good nature and the other half good lying.
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A man’s worst difficulties begin when he is able to do as he likes.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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The future is like heaven, everyone exalts it, but no one wants to go...
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There was something awesome in the thought of the solitary mortal standing by the...