Quote #2194
The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.
Quote #2211
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of...
Quote #22350
Seeing a murder on television… can help work off one’s antagonisms. And if you...
Quote #10417
Go tell the Spartans, Passerby, That here, obedient to their laws, We lie.
Quote #33021
The test of an adventure is that when you’re in the middle of it,...
Quote #12016
Everything that happens in life is there to aid our spiritual growth.
Quote #26236
Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens...
Quote #28381
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
Quote #8005
Cowardly dogs bark loudest.
Quote #6773
Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.