Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #1092
Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
Quote #31977
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
Quote #31657
Oh, you know. I am secretary of state. My trips aren’t successful. I just...
Quote #16364
A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you...
Quote #1797
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Quote #9033
Every one of us gets through the tough times because somebody is there, standing...
Quote #30295
I answered that one learns to live, not by hearing of other lives, but...
Quote #18854
He who requires urging to do a noble act will never accomplish it.
Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...