Quote #12440
Share your M&Ms. There are bags and bags of them all over the place....
Quote #34431
I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a...
Quote #23885
People who cannot recognize a palpable absurdity are very much in the way of...
Quote #1368
He who laughs, lasts!
Quote #22509
Get a good night’s sleep and don’t bug anybody without asking me. (To re-election...
Quote #3435
Drink to me.
Quote #34151
The American, by nature, is optimistic. He is experimental, an inventor and a builder...
Quote #725
Doubts are more cruel than the worst of truths.
Quote #9625
Your problems and mine, they are nothing new. They are all just another small...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.