Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #22911
Doing more things faster is no substitute for doing the right things.
Quote #919
The peasants of the Asturias believe that in every litter of wolves there is...
Quote #26739
If ever an error had ‘F’ written on it, that grounder did.
Quote #17780
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as...
Quote #32999
A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Quote #1028
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #955
The modern definition of “racist” is “someone who is winning an argument with a...
Quote #14100
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Quote #3342
Neither Heaven nor Hell. It is simply Purgatory.