Quote #1094
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Quote #12749
God gives us relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
Quote #30970
You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running...
Quote #2501
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
Quote #32968
Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without...
Quote #2207
(Of Jesus): “A parish demogogue.”
Quote #3160
Who begins too much accomplishes little.
Quote #21270
The scientific theroy I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed...
Quote #12895
Liberty cannot be established without morality, nor morality without faith.
Quote #8755
I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have...