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When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship.
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Life is a bitch get use to her or else she will make you...
Quote #10179
it?s when the sun shines the brightest that our shadows appear the biggest.
Quote #29980
I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #9794
I do begin to have bloody thoughts.
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Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred...
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If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible.
Quote #14000
Never cut what you can untie.
Quote #14994
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to...