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Americans expect to eat and stay thin, to be constantly on the move and...
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Quote #27932
We are not abandoning our convictions, our philosophy or traditions, nor do we urge...
Quote #621
The eleventh commandment — Thou shalt not be found out — is the only...
Quote #27909
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the...
Quote #16439
Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to...
Quote #12274
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
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I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affections, and the...
Quote #7574
The man who prefers his country before any other duty shows the same spirit...