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He that seeks trouble never misses.
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Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody...
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Oh! dear; I was so miserable! I am sure I must have been as...
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One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats.
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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles.. by the ears, by the heels, or...
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Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid’s head It’s the size...
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Youth is a wonderful thing what a crime to waste it on children.
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To mature means to take responsibility for your life, to be on your own....
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Great men are not always wise.
Quote #30228
Marriage should be a duet — when one sings, the other claps.