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A little boy came home and told his mother he had gotten first prize...
Quote #5641
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
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The family-that dear octopus from whese tentacles we never quite escape nor, in our...
Quote #27691
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #34084
The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word...
Quote #32349
I’ve learned that true friendship continues to grow, Even over the longest distance. Same...
Quote #29301
If you don’t like the president, it costs you 90 bucks to fly to...
Quote #34110
Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.
Quote #6583
To be great is to be misunderstood.
Quote #29650
Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I...