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…in order that a man may be happy, it is necessary that he should...
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Most history is a record of triumphs, disasters, and follies of top people. The...
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I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and...
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The evil men do lives after them, the good is often interred with their...
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To keep a lamp burning we have to keep putting oil in it.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.