Quote #24368
The Church says that the Earth is flat, but I know that it is...
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I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...
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Anger will never disappear so long as thoughts of resentment are cherished in the...
Quote #30053
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
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What did you ask at school today
Quote #17974
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.
Quote #15529
Money never starts an idea; it is the idea that starts the money.
Quote #14862
Early morning hath gold in its mouth.
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Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for a...
Quote #1998
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.