Quote #25925
If there’s anything unsettling to the stomach, it’s watching actors on television talk about...
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The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is...
Quote #32011
There is nothing more agreeable in life than to make peace with the establishment...
Quote #34033
That’s the whole thing with the hog. It’s you and 80 wild horses under...
Quote #16954
It is impossible for a man to be cheated by anyone but himself.
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Living in a vacuum sucks.
Quote #30820
Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald.
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I am in the prime of senility.
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A pious man is one who would be an athiest if the king were.
Quote #33822
Im good enough, Im smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.