Quote #13180
These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he...
Quote #8980
Joy is not in things; it is in us.
Quote #15512
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. Little minds are tamed and subdued by...
Quote #25050
The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...
Quote #10639
The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #34148
Liberty without learning is always in peril learning without liberty is always in vain.
Quote #7999
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
Quote #4859
A very ancient and fish-like smell.
Quote #24488
He has an oar in every man’s boat, and a finger in every pie.