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There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I...
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I am a man of principle, and one of my basic principles is flexibility.
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It’s a sign of mediocrity when you demonstrate gratitude with moderation.
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I like a beautiful song that tells you terrible things. We all like bad...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived.
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There is a tide in the affairs of men Which taken at the flood,...
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Jack Me I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be...
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to...
Quote #23046
Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered...