Quote #27012
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...
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I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
Quote #21818
It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the...
Quote #11172
A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so.
Quote #29946
Whenever A annoys or injures B on the pretense of saving or improving X,...
Quote #34007
You can have anything you want if you want it desperately enough. You must...
Quote #24467
An honest man’s word is as good as his bond.
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Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell ‘em, ‘Certainly I...
Quote #11977
Let them hate us, as long as they fear us.
Quote #34871
The longest part of the journey is said to be the passing of the...