Quote #8378
Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?
Quote #13340
There are so many different ways lives work out, so many stories, and every...
Quote #29009
It seems to be a law of nature, inflexible and inexorable, That those who...
Quote #24130
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Quote #6382
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take...
Quote #2230
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Quote #22559
No news at 430 a.m. is good.
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #11920
It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.
Quote #30138
Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight...