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The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a...
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SOAPY You know, feisty women never get boring. JOEL Let me tell you something....
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Every mile is two in winter.
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Democracy: The substitution of election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt...
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Accept good advice gracefully–as long as it doesn’t interfere with what you intended to...
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
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You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
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Thomas Jefferson still lives.
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I am more and more convinced that our happiness depends more on how we...
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Death is a veil which those who live call life, Sleep and it is...