Quote #30138
Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight...
Quote #14272
Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
Quote #21604
Four years was enough of Harvard. I still had a lot to learn, but...
Quote #4216
Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose.
Quote #18231
My turn of mind is so given to taking things in the absurd point...
Quote #17763
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
Quote #28583
Lonely people talking to each other can make each other lonelier.
Quote #13367
The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
Quote #19769
Tis the witching hour of night, Orbed is the moon and bright, And the...
Quote #369
Anyone with more than 365 pair of shoes is a pig.