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Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to...
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Three things it is best to avoid a strange dog, a flood, and a...
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English is the easiest language to speak badly.
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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
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You only live once — but if you work it right, once is enough.
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Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
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There are children playing in the street who could solve some of my top...
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The chief proof of mans greatness lies in his perception of his own smallness.
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Time is: Too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear.
Quote #18786
Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or...