Quote #13367
The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
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The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose...
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If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
Quote #11920
It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.
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Like the ski resort full of girls hunting for husbands and husbands hunting for...
Quote #4089
I believe that the great Creator has put ores and oil on this earth...
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Do not withhold good from those to whom it is due, when it is...
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We do not so much need the help of our friends as the confidence...
Quote #12931
Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet.
Quote #18809
In the depth of my soul there is a wordless song.