Quote #26428
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #23303
There were so many candidates on the platform that there were not enough promises...
Quote #15660
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
Quote #12240
Humans live best when each has a place to stand, when each knows where...
Quote #18136
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Quote #2791
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
Quote #8453
2. He who is greedy is disgraced; he who discloses his hardship will always...
Quote #17944
All human actions have one or more of these seven causes chance, nature, compulsion,...
Quote #6962
The world loves to be deceived.
Quote #13350
That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling...