Quote #5457
An honor is not diminished for being shared.
Quote #3991
Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to...
Quote #7196
Man has six organs to serve him and he is master only of three....
Quote #24059
Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
Quote #21583
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own parenthood, but it didn’t...
Quote #33665
I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And...
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #34721
You’ve been listening to the adagio from Beethoven’s 7th Symphony. I think Ludwig pretty...
Quote #28296
When you go to a party at somebody’s house, don’t automatically assume that the...
Quote #11492
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.