Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #18658
God gives the nuts but he does not crack them.
Quote #13924
Modesty is the only sure bait when you angle for praise.
Quote #4555
Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.
Quote #18108
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark.
Quote #3801
A politician will always tip off his true belief by stating the opposite at...
Quote #10880
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...
Quote #1167
Student: “Can you do problem number twelve?” Wyler: Twelve?…NO!…That problem is on the test.
Quote #23585
The hour which gives us life begins to take it away. – Hercules Furens
Quote #29712
Happiness is not so much in having as sharing. We make a living by...