Quote #28195
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #8421
I never came upon any of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking.
Quote #2671
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play...
Quote #32970
Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out...
Quote #7003
From lightest words sometimes the direst quarrel springs.
Quote #7025
Tis the advisor who suffers from bad advice.
Quote #4252
When we see men of worth, we should think of equaling them; when we...
Quote #7468
The worst derangement of the spirit is to believe things because we want them...
Quote #29488
I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea...
Quote #13894
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.