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The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way....
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Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you...
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No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
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The absent are never without fault, nor the present without excuse.
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To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Go and surprise the whole country by doing something right.
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I’ve been 40 years discovering that the queen of all colors was black.
Quote #31055
A true artist is born with a unique voice and cannot copy so he...