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The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint...
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I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
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No problem is too small or too trivial if we can really do something...
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Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
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A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot...
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Rules only make sense if they are both kept and broken. Breaking the rule...
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The Internet is like a giant jellyfish. You can’t step on it. You can’t...
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The hero is commonly the simplest and obscurest of men.
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A communist is a person who publicly airs his dirty Lenin.