Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28160 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Othello Quote #3472 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away...
Frank Zappa, Interview with this submitter, New York City, 5/08/1980 Quote #8699 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The function of government ought to be: make sure you have good water to...
William Shakespeare Quote #20850 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A wretched soul, bruised with adversity, We bid be quiet when we hear it...
John Brown Quote #33577 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Be mild with the mild, shrewd with the crafty, confiding to the honest, rough...
Max Lerner Quote #29517 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the...
George Carlin Quote #6914 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Suzanne Gordon, Lonely in America, 1976 Quote #1571 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone.
Laurence J. Peter Quote #19488 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.
Martin Luther King, Jr. Quote #12188 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We must come to see that peace is not merely a distant goal we...