Quote #25516
There is no vice so simple but assumes some mark of virtue on his...
Quote #6821
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
Quote #8501
Maybe most people were fundamentally contradictory. The real people at any rate.
Quote #590
Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
Quote #23440
Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Quote #5831
Education is what most receive, many pass on, and few possess.
Quote #8354
Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without...
Quote #30991
It is always easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
Quote #876
How do you govern a country which has 246 different kinds of cheese?
Quote #10454
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns...