Quote #12673
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence...
Quote #13015
I do not fear Satan half so much as I fear those who fear...
Quote #25255
I’m as pure as the driven slush.
Quote #4766
Determine never to be idle…It is wonderful how much may be done if we...
Quote #24788
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
Quote #6491
It is impossible to trap modern physics into predicting anything with perfect determinism because...
Quote #24057
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
Quote #10980
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and...
Quote #16335
Americans cannot realize how many chances for mental improvement they lose by their inveterate...
Quote #18489
Happy I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best....