Quote #9745
All men profess honesty as long as they can. To believe all men honest...
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Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.
Quote #31248
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
Quote #9191
The price of greatness is responsibility.
Quote #16415
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you...
Quote #15254
He must not laugh at his own wheeze. A snuff box has no right...
Quote #32147
I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making him carry me, and...
Quote #5158
Ah, what shall I be at fifty, should nature keep me alive, if I...
Quote #13914
Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds...
Quote #10512
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds upon the heel that crushes it.