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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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The glory that goes with wealth is fleeting and fragile virtue is a possession...
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For the first fourteen years for a rod they do whine, For the next...
Quote #4562
It is better to learn late than never.
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An unstable pilot steers a leaking ship, and the blind is leading the blind...
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Vicious minds abound with anger and revenge are incapable of feeling the pleasure of...
Quote #5216
It is what you learn after you know it all that counts.
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The three most important parts a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his...
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Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Quote #11343
Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.