Quote #32211
My life is one long curve, full of turning points.
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For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of a...
Quote #25282
There’s a sucker born every minute.
Quote #31171
Job dissatisfaction is the number one factor in whether you survive your first heart...
Quote #9848
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Quote #6873
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Quote #12419
On with the dance! Let joy be undefined!
Quote #751
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
Quote #23981
Those whom the Gods would destroy, they first call promising.
Quote #32485
He was a true friend, he stabbed me in the front.