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There is nothing like dream to create the future. Utopia to-day, flesh and blood...
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I answered that one learns to live, not by hearing of other lives, but...
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If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
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So I can’t live either without you or with you.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make...
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God created sex. Priests created marriage.
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There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and...
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Work saves us from three great evils boredom, vice and need.
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The best fortune that can fall to a man is that which corrects his...