Quote #70
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Quote #26969
Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for...
Quote #23518
The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof,...
Quote #30033
The best advice one can offer to both press and public is the suggestion...
Quote #33447
The dead cannot cry out for justice it is a duty of the living...
Quote #29135
Tell others of the positive effects of their actions. It will help return the...
Quote #11731
Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave...
Quote #26972
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
Quote #8668
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Quote #6709
A man can stand anything except a succession of ordinary days.