Quote #30968
Do not put your spoon into the pot which does not boil for you.
Quote #34042
Women have more to offer this world than just a fallopian tube. Nothing is...
Quote #217
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you...
Quote #19186
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Quote #3141
The more he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Quote #29219
I sent my Soul through the Invisible, Some letter of that After-life spell, And...
Quote #12687
Punctuality is the thief of time.
Quote #15280
Idleness is an inlet to disorder, and makes way for licentiousness. People who have...
Quote #27319
I cannot always control what goes on outside. But I can always control what...
Quote #30948
The loveliest of faces are to be seen by moonlight, when one sees half...