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Oh, you weak, beautiful people who give up with such grace. What you need...
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Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that...
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To refrain from imitation is the best revenge.
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You can?t argue with all of the fools in the world. It?s easier to...
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Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom.
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In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is...
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Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have...
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Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.