Quote #6051
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,...
Quote #8351
The past is the only dead thing that smells sweet.
Quote #23356
Anyone that’s ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never gets done...
Quote #17466
When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them.
Quote #7063
The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance...
Quote #7444
I expect to pass through this world but once; any good thing therefore that...
Quote #30690
I don’t dream about actors and actresses They dream about me. I am reality,...
Quote #1409
It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The...
Quote #30085
I endeavor to be wise when I cannot be merry, easy when I cannot...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.